Monday, May 19, 2008
Moving
Saturday, May 10, 2008
April Links
APRIL 1 - If you need some help with next year's April Fool's Day, try this.
APRIL 5 - Join here and pick up books for free! (I joined a few years ago, but I haven't ever really done much with it)
APRIL 7 - Ever notice how many twins there are in the entertainment industry? No? Well, here are some comparisons.
APRIL 14 - If you would like to know what would happen if an asteroid of any size were to hit the earth at any speed, and the chances of this, check here.
APRIL 18 - Be a monkey, kick a ball. My personal best is 4547 meters.
APRIL 19 - Call 'em aphorisms, call 'em cliches - fine 'em here.
APRIL 26 - People laugh at me because I like to keep up with how many days old I am (10738). Well, apparently, I'm not the only one.
APRIL 30 - Everything you never really wanted to know, and probably still won't!
So there. Go back and see the March links if you want.
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Once Upon A Time
Friday, May 2, 2008
Issues Inspired By Thank You For Smoking
First of all, I HATE PAN AND SCAN. I got this DVD from the library, and they don't tell you if you're getting widescreen or full screen. It used to be that you always got full screen. I remember the first widescreen movie I saw on video was 2001, and I found those black bars distracting. However, as time went on, I started noticing how movies changed in full screen from their original versions. My first memory of noticing the phenomenon was watching Ghostbusters on TV. There's a scene when the Ghostbusters are in the elevator, three wide. The camera has to keep panning to see them all, even cuts so it looks like different shots. However, in the original version, it's all one shot. The camera doesn't move, and thus it isn't distracting, and doesn't spoil the joke.
The reason for full screen was the different ratio of the TV versus movies. It was basically re-editing the movie so it would fit, and now it drives me crazy. Even after I decided for myself that widescreen was the best way to watch movies on TV, people I knew were still insisting on fullscreen. "Widescreen makes the picture too small," they would complain. True, but in full screen, you don't see everything. Bigger picture=less picture.
So, to Thank You For Smoking. The DVD I got from the library was full screen. HOWEVER, it kept switching between full screen and widescreen, which they seem to do in re-editing when it is determined that nothing can be left out. My question is, what's the point? If there are scenes that must have widescreen, why bother with full screen? Argh.
Second point - having just read the book recently, I found it interesting some of the substitutions that were and weren't made between the two. For example, in the book, Nick Naylor goes on Oprah. For the movie, it was the fictional talk show "Joan", hosted by Joan Lunden. Naylor's life is threatened on Larry King in the book, Dennis Miller in the movie. Now, maybe Oprah and King weren't available, but some of the product changes were interesting. In the book, they made a big stink about Camel cigarettes and their mascot; however, the label that appears in the movie (in passing) is Alpaca. When Naylor goes to Hollywood in the book, he and Jeff plan to incorporate smoking into the scenes with two fictional actors; in the movie, it's Brad Pitt and Catherine Zeta-Jones. In the book, it's the Tumbleweeds Man who's dying of cancer; in the book, it's the Marlboro Man. Possibly others, but I just noticed it.
Third - the movie was better for me the second time. It's different than the book, but it's still very good.
And as a sidebar, I know I'm late on the April links. Maybe I'll get 'em up tomorrow.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Books
- BONE: This is a series of graphic comic books by Jeff Smith that were published between 1991 and 2004. It follows the Bone cousins (Phoncible, Smiley, and Fone Bone), who have been cast out of Boneville and find themselves lost in a valley. They end up getting involved in a war with rat creatures and other unfriendly beasts. It's fantasy, and very well told. There's a good sense of humor about the series, though the tone does get much more serious and scary as the series progresses. There are nine collected volumes available published in black and white (the original version) and colored (though only the first seven are currently available in color), as well as a 1300+ page collection of the entire series in original B&W. It's very much aimed at younger readers, but there's a lot for everyone to enjoy. I would recommend this to anyone who enjoys fantasy. (I hear a movie is being planned. Originally, Nickelodeon Studios were going to do it, but their plan was to use child actors for all the voices and to include pop songs by artists like Britney Spears and N'Sync. Thankfully, Jeff Smith hated the idea, so now the project is with Warner Bros.)
- ONE CHILD - When I was in college, I took a class about emotional and behavioral disorders. The books assigned by our teacher were all by Torey Hayden, an educator who has chronicled her adventures with some of her more challenging students over the years. The first one we had to read was One Child, the story of Hayden and a six-year old named Sheila who was awaiting placement in the state hospital for burning a three-year old boy. The story is about how Torey broke through her shell and helped her start to achieve her potential. It's a beautiful, if disturbing book. I recently reread the book, and am currently rereading the follow-up, The Tiger's Child, which tells of Hayden meeting Sheila again while working on One Child. It really helps complete the story of the first book, especially since we find out that there was more going on we never found out in One Child. Hayden has a website where you can find out more, and even find out where the people in all her books are now.
- THE SCREWTAPE LETTERS - I'm actually listening to this one on audiobook right now, but I've read it before. This is by C.S. Lewis, author of the Narnia stories, and is a collection of letters from one demon (named Screwtape) to his nephew, a junior tempter named Wormwood who is trying to procure the soul of a young man. The book is a very well thought out treatise on the intricacies of temptation and vice, and I wonder what a letter about me would look like. Read, think, laugh (the chapter where the young man finds his true love is very funny), and enjoy.
Happy reading.
Friday, April 18, 2008
TMBG vs. WAY
From They Might Be Giants:
- Doctor Worm - Of course.
- Man, It's So Loud In Here - A techno offering.
- Older - A realistic look at aging.
- Istanbul (Not Constantinople) - This was the first TMBG song I heard, on an episode of Tiny Toons.
- Boss Of Me - The theme song to Malcolm In The Middle.
- Particle Man - The second TMBG song I heard, on the same episode of Tiny Toons.
- Spy - A TMBG espionage song.
- Dead - Philosophical, yes. Strange, yes. TMBG, absolutely.
- Alphabet of Nations - I never knew West Xylophone existed, but they even have a web site.
- The Mesopotamians - From TMBG's latest album.
- Whistling In The Dark - Fun, bouncy, strange.
- Birdhouse In Your Soul - If you ever wondered what went on in the mind of a night light.
From Weird Al Yankovic:
- Smells Like Nirvana - Al's parody of Nirvana.
- Pancreas - A tribute to Brian Wilson and an underappreciated organ.
- Trigger Happy - A style parody of the Beach Boys.
- White and Nerdy - A parody of Chamillionaire, and Al's most recent hit.
- Spatula City - And now, a word from our sponsors, courtesy of UHF.
- Alternative Polka - A polka medley of alternative music from the mid-90s.
- EBay - The Backstreet Boys meet Weird Al. Check out the vibrato at the end.
- You're Pitiful - James Blunt's record label wouldn't give Al permission to release this on an album, though Blunt did. Al subsequently released it for free on the internet.
- Dare To Be Stupid - A style parody of Devo.
- It's All About The Pentiums - Al takes on Puff Daddy.
- One More Minute - Doo-wop.
- Don't Download This Song - Al's tribute to tribute songs.
Previous playlists can be found on the posts for January 28 and February 28, 2008. I guess I broke tradition by posting this one on the 18th, huh.
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Ambushed
It seems like I've been doing more with Bloglish Tales than any of my other blogs lately. I did just post a new list in the Eleven, but I haven't done anything with Hamville or the Game Zone in a while. I think with Hamville, I'm just recharging my creative juices with other projects. With the Game Zone, I'm trying to find other games I can use. It doesn't help when most of the games in books don't work for the population I want them to work for.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Lots o' shtuff
- We're moving to Illinois at the end of May so I can go to graduate school at Illinois State and so the wife can hopefully go to U of I for library science.
- We found a house to rent for $250 less than what we're paying now.
- I had jury duty today, and got called with the first group, but the case resolved as we were sitting in the hall and I got to go home.
- I register for classes tomorrow.
- Work continues to be hectic.
Thursday, April 10, 2008
1000 Blank White Cards
1000 Blank White Cards is another game I discovered on BoardgameGeek. It's a public domain game, and all it requires is something to write with and a bunch of index cards. You don't necessarily have to have one thousand, but you may get there eventually.
To begin with, on your very first playing of the game, pass out six blank white cards to each player. Each player then must put three things on the card - a title, an illustration, and an instruction.
- The title should be a brief description of what the card is. It can range from serious (POT OF GOLD) to silly (MEATBALL ATTACK) to meaningless (FIZZLE LUMPKIN).
- The illustration should illustrate what the card is about. If the title was POT OF GOLD, you might draw a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. If the title was MEATBALL ATTACK, you might draw a meatball with fangs. If the title was FIZZLE LUMPKIN...you get the idea. Don't feel like you have to be the world's greatest artist. A stick figure or smiley face is fine. But please put a little effort into it - scribbling on the card is no fun for anyone.
- The instruction is what the players must do now. It can be absolutely anything. +100 points, -200 points, take an extra turn, lose a turn, draw an extra card, jump up and down ten times, bark like a chicken, whatever. It may be a good idea to set a limit on number of points that can be awarded or taken away by a single card, such as +1000 or -1000. You don't have to, though, if you don't want to.
Once the cards have been made and placed face down in the center of the table, the dealer adds four more blank cards per player to the deck, shuffles, and deals five cards to each player. The rest of the deck goes face down in the center of the table.
The player to the dealer's left goes first. First, they draw, then they play. They can play a card on themselves (which they may want to do if it adds points), in which case they'll put the card in front of themselves. They can play a card on anyone else (which they may want to do if the cards takes points away), in which case they'll put the card in front of one of the other players. They can also play the card, but if its usefulness is done after they play it (such as lose a turn or take an extra turn), they discard the card face up next to the draw pile. These cards may not be used again, unless a card comes up that makes them playable again.
During the course of a game, players will come across some of the extra blank cards that were shuffled into the deck. The players may create those cards as the game goes on as they see fit. If someone has given themselves +infinity points or something ridiculous like that, players can create cards for themselves that negate that amount.
When the draw pile is depleted, players no longer draw first, but play their cards one at a time on their turn. When one player runs out of cards, the game is over. Add up all points in front of each player to determine the final score.
However, most serious 1KBWC players don't see this as the end of the game. In the game's epilogue, all cards used in the game are laid out, and each player picks five cards (not their own) that will be used in the next game. Many players say that whoever has the most cards picked at the end of the game is the true winner. The cards that are selected go into a seed deck for the next game, while the other cards can be disposed of or saved for posterity.
In future games, players should only create 3 cards before the game (unless it is their first time). Four cards are still added to the deck for each player in the game.
This is a pretty fun game. I've played it once, trying to nail down the intricacies, and I'm ready to play again.
Sunday, April 6, 2008
I apparently didn't learn my lesson
NO! Hooray for Kansas!
Seriously. I know Kansas loved beating Roy, and I know all faithful ABC fans like myself were dancing in the streets last night, especially when Carolina a favorite. Actually, I think I heard as many people picking UNC as were picking Kansas or UCLA. I don't think I've heard anyone pick Memphis, though they've proved everyone wrong and I wouldn't be surprised if they won it all. I am picking Kansas now, since my original champ lost (UCLA to Memphis).
Now, it's on to baseball. Go Cubs!
Thursday, April 3, 2008
The Secret of Twah
Monday, March 31, 2008
March Links
MARCH 5 - If you're tired of those porktinis (see January Links), try some of this flavorful beverage.
MARCH 7 - For your cuteness quotient, check out this site for a bunny popularity contest.
MARCH 12 - Tackiness abounds, but if that's for you, then this is for you.
MARCH 14 - Hungry? How about a custom made hot dog? Still hungry?
MARCH 16 - If you ever wanted to know how to build an atomic rocket (according to the sci-fi world), here ya go.
MARCH 17 - Here's the amazing Coors Light Beer Bottle Organ! Could Budweiser do any better?
MARCH 20 - From Roadside America, here's your guide to America's oversized coffee pots.
MARCH 27 - Were you any good at US geography? No? Well, try this challenge to make sure. The best I could do was 47 out of 50, with an average error of 11 miles.
MARCH 28 - Get your air guitars here! With lessons!
MARCH 30 - Those who know me know the obsession with toast. Imagine my joy at finding this.
MARCH 31 - First, listen to this song by They Might Be Giants. Now, go listen to the original (called Why Does The Sun Shine), along with much more edutainment, here.
Also see February Links.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Lost in translation
This is very interesting to me, as this is the population I work with. The most important point she makes, as I see it, is that her failure to learn our language is seen as a deficit, while our failure to learn her language is seen as being acceptable. We do need to understand that communication is not simply what we understand it to be in our view of things, but other people communicate in different ways.
If you look the video up on YouTube, you'll see that Amanda does respond to people's comments of the video, not all of which are completely positive.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Blogs out the ears!
What brought this on? Well, a combination of several things. I've been having some temper problems lately. Our dog is driving me up the wall. And I feel like there's a lot of things going on in my life that just need more spiritual support. Plus, I was up at 2:30 this morning, wide awake and unable to sleep hardly at all, so I put it together. Rereading it, its pretty coherent for a three o'clock composition. Again, you'll never know.
Just wanted to get that off my chect. I've been taking a bit of a break from blogging recently, but I'm getting restarted. More to come.
Monday, March 17, 2008
It's madness, I tell you! MADNESS!
I really only allow myself to get completely obsessed with one sporting event all year, and that is the NCAA tournament. I mean, I enjoy the Super Bowl and the World Series, but I don't really get obsessed unless my team is in it. That doesn't happen very often...it's one of the problems I encounter being a Cubs fan. But the whole process of the NCAA tournament fascinates me...figuring out who the teams will be, where they'll play, who they'll play, then deciding who will win every game before game one has even tipped off. It's great.
My only real beef with the tournament as it is now is the play-in game. Basically, the two worst teams in the tournament play a game to determine who has the right to get thumped by the overall number one seed in the first round. It's nice to get more schools in the tournament, but I have a problem with putting two small schools that won their conference tournament in this game. The only way these two teams (Coppin State and Mount St. Mary's) will ever make it to the NCAAs is by winning their conference tournaments. So rather than letting them play in the actual tournament, they have to play each other to see which one makes the final 64 and will lose to UNC. It's a stupid system. I say make some of the bubble teams (teams that only got an at-large bid by the skin of their teeth) play each other for a 12 seed if you want, but let the conference champions play in the actual tournament. Yes, Coppin State and Mount St. Mary's have no chance, but let them play. End of rant.
So, with Selection Sunday yesterday, we have a tournament, and I've made my picks. I'm always concerned about advertising them in case I jinx something, but whatever happens happens. I'm going with UCLA over Kansas in the championship game.
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Some More Movies
IDIOCRACY: This is the second live action movie directed by Mike Judge, who previously brought you Office Space, King of the Hill, and that intellectual masterpiece known as Beavis and Butthead. It seems to me that B&B influenced a lot of Idiocracy, as most of the characters talked and acted exactly like them. The movie takes the premise that "survival of the fittest" no longer applies to the human species. Our most intelligent people aren't breeding, putting their career first or finding other reasons to wait. Meanwhile, our dumbest people are popping babies out all over the place. So, when Joe (Luke Wilson) and Rita (Maya Rudolph) volunteer for an army hibernation project that goes wrong and end up waking 500 years later, they awaken in a world that has gotten much dumber. Joe was average in our society; now, he's the smartest man in the world. Naturally, the people want him to solve all their problems, which he attempts to do with mixed results. The movie is very funny, and I would recommend it with a warning that the language is very crude.
ONCE: This is an independent film out of Ireland. It has a sweet story about two strangers that meet and literally make beautiful music together. It's a very mellow movie, with no violence or sex, just lots of cursing. The story, however, mostly just serves as a backdrop to the soundtrack, which is incredible. In fact, the movie just seems like one long music video. Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova wrote the music, performed it in the movie, and acted. They also performed the song "Falling Slowly" at the Oscars, which deservingly won. It also produced one of the greatest moments in Oscar telecast history. Hansard accepted his award first, but when Irglova stepped up to speak, she was cut off by the orchestra. During the break, the producers decided to give her a second chance to say something (they were ahead of schedule anyway), and she gave a passioned speech about independent music. It was a great moment. Anyway, I'll recommend the movie, but I recommend the music more.
OLIVER!: Oliver! holds a special place in my heart, as I played the role of the Artful Dodger when I was in fifth grade in an adult production of the show (a local reviewer even said I had the most convincing British accent in the show, which still makes me laugh since one of the cast members was actually British). I haven't watched the 1968 movie in a long time, but now I have. It's really quite excellent. The music is wonderful, the choreography is very tight, the cinematography is beautiful, and the performances are mostly superb. The kid who plays Oliver still bothers me, but Ron Moody's Fagin steals the show, while Oliver Reed's Bill Sykes becomes as menacing a villain as there is. If you don't know the story, a runaway orphan named Oliver Twist gets mixed up with some petty criminals on his way to discovering his destiny. It was the last musical before Chicago in 2002 to win the Best Picture Oscar. I highly recommend it.
3:10 TO YUMA: I don't generally like Westerns. Unforgiven was good, if depressing. Blazing Saddles, of course, though that's more of a parody than an actual Western. I can't really count Back To The Future part III as that's technically scifi. I've seen bits and pieces of the spaghetti westerns, and they seemed pretty good. Mostly, Westerns don't do anything for me (am I the only person in the world that didn't like Tombstone? It feels like it sometimes). 3:10 To Yuma was definitely an exception. It's a fascinating story about men tying to transport a notorious outlaw (Ben Wade, played by Russell Crowe) to Contention, where they'll get him on the 3:10 train to Yuma Prison. Unfortunately, Wade's men are after them, and it takes a lot of courage by Dan Evans (Christian Bale) to get him there. It's a powerful movie, and probably unjustly overlooked by the Academy, but I'll recommend. It's very violent, however...just to warn you.
There you go. Enjoy.
Sunday, March 9, 2008
TV on DVD
A couple of TV shows I've been catching up on with DVDs are The Office and Lost. I started both at the beginning of their DVDs, and really got into them that way. Lost is a colossal mind bender, with all kinds of mysteries. I've really enjoyed the way they use flashbacks to build a character's story, and I think it's a really great ensemble show. I've caught up through season three, and now I need to watch the episodes that are on the internet for season four.
I've also really gotten into The Office. It's absolutely hilarious. The characters are very well conceived, and despite their faults, you can't help but root for them, particularly Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute (played by Steve Carell and Rainn Wilson). I'm seven episodes into the third season of that one.
I tried to get into 30 Rock. I got about halfway through the second episode before turning it off. I've heard it got much better later in the first season, and maybe I'll try it again some other time. Tracy McGrady just really annoys me. Another one I tried was Curb Your Enthusiasm, which I only watched one episode of. Larry David was just irritating me too much.
Heroes is a show I have on hold at the library, so I may be getting into that one soon.
I had the good fortune to start watching 24 when it premiered. I watched the first episode, then the second half of the fourth, and I've only missed one episode since (somewhere in Season Four). It is my favorite show, despite the sixth season being terrible.
So, to recap:
GOOD: 24, Lost, The Office
NOT AS GOOD: 30 Rock, Curb Your Enthusiasm
TO COME: Heroes
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Yet another Bloglish Blog
The blog itself will probably not be updated very often unless I have an ongoing story. I'll try to let you know here if there's a new story beginning. Happy reading.
Friday, February 29, 2008
February Links
FEBRUARY 6 - Here you will find some of the wit and wisdom of journalist H.L. Mencken. One of my favorites: "Nature abhors a moron."
FEBRUARY 9 - NPR has archived some of their past human interest stories. It's an interesting bit of history. (You need RealAudio for this one.)
FEBRUARY 12 - If you've ever wonder what sickness the presidents have suffered from, here you go. If not...well, there you are anyway.
FEBRUARY 13 - HEY! That washcloth was white in the last shot! And weren't the hinges on the other side of the door when they were outside? And who keeps closing and opening that car door between shots? If you've ever nitpicked a movie like that, this is the site for you. (Bonus points to anyone who knows the movie I'm referring to)
FEBRUARY 15 - Let's say you want to see a movie, but you only have thirty seconds. Here, you'll find over forty movies that have been condensed and recast...with bunnies!
FEBRUARY 19 - Roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, some don't. But this site can fix that.
FEBRUARY 24 - Get your daily sound bytes here in .wav format. The lines used come from movies and television.
FEBRUARY 26 - Send a postcard to your friends and family from a number of places around the world from this site. And yes, you can even send one from the biggest ball of twine in the world.
FEBRUARY 29 - Take this quiz, and find out which fantasy character you are most like. Apparently, I'm most like Galadriel from Lord of the Rings.
Plus, here's a bonus link for you, a site that I've discovered in your last couple of days. Garfield Minus Garfield takes Garfield out of the equation and leaves a very sad portrait of Jon Arbuckle. Actually, it's really funny.
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Thursday, February 28, 2008
More music for ya
- Doctor Worm (They Might Be Giants) - My theme song. Gotta have it first.
- Welcome to the Black Parade (My Chemical Romance) - I love this band's sound. It's huge. Plus, it's a great song.
- Title of the Song (Da Vinci's Notebook) - The standard boy band musical formula has been plugged into this a capella song by Da Vinci's Notebook. It's very funny, but I apologize for the laughter in the background. I think this recording was done in a radio studio, and the DJs just had to laugh into their microphones.
- Hotel California (Gipsy Kings) - A Spanish version of the Eagles classic.
- Korobeiniki (Ozma) - Anyone who ever played much Tetris will recognize this almost instantaneously. I apologize if this gets it restuck in your head.
- Dead Man's Party (Oingo Boingo) - Oingo Boingo had some terrific songs, and this is one of my favorites. The band produced Danny Elfman, who is now a well-respected film composer.
- Oops!...I Did It Again (Richard Thompson) - Yes, it's a Britney Spears song, but I much prefer this version to hers.
- Redemption Song (Bob Marley) - This is a beautiful song, and such a passionate performance by Bob Marley.
- Gimme Some Money (The Thamesmen) - This hit by the Thamesmen led to a long and fruitful musical career for the band, who later renamed themselves Spinal Tap.
- Sultans of Swing (Dire Straits) - This is just a grooving song. Great guitar work, great music.
- Mahna Mahna (The Muppets) - This song makes no sense. I love it.
- Solsbury Hill (Peter Gabriel) - Gabriel's first single after splitting from the band Genesis. The song is an exploration of his feelings following that split. It's a wonderful song, and the meter is in 7 rather than the traditional 4.
- Genius In France (Weird Al Yankovic) - This is Weird Al's tribute to one of his inspirations, the great Frank Zappa.
- Tamacun (Rodrigo y Gabriela) - Great acoustic guitar work.
- It's Over (Squirrel Nut Zippers) - And let's close the playlist out with this one.
EDIT: And here's the link to this one.